Mini Squishable Plush White Rabbit

Compressible science time! Did you know a rabbit is a type of lagomorph, a taxonomic order meaning hare (lago) and form (morph)? You didn’t? Now you do! Now, pretend you still know nothing about any of that. Wouldn’t it be great if it instead meant lago (Spanish for “lake”) and morph (“shape-change”)? That is, what if rabbits could turn into lakes? That would be pretty weird, but sometimes useful! Imagine a rabbit in the forest being chased by a fox, spontaneously turning into a lake, leaving the fox confused and soaked! Or what if you were about to push your canoe into a lake at the boat launch, only to find it had reverted to a rabbit, scoffing at you while munching on a small carrot? Hilarious! Just sayin'.